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Thursday, August 12, 2010

MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY BY DOCTER.failuram.... :)

Mr.Failuram appeared  in the medical entrance exam, no wonder  why he was out of list..lolz.. checkout his meaning on basic terminology......


Antibody - against everyone

Artery - the study of arts

Bacteria - back door to cafeteria

Cardiology - advance study of poker play

CT scan - applying antivirus to a city

Chronic- neck of crow

Coma - a punctuation

Cortisone - kourti's son

Cyst  - short for sister

Diagnosis - person with slanted (oops diagonal) nose

Dislocation - in this (dis) location

Enema - not a fren

Fake labour - pretending to be worker

Genes- blue denim or Levis

Hernia- she is close by

Impotent- i am potent

Labour pain - pain to the worker

Lactose- person lacking toes

Lymph- walk unsteadily

Microbes- small dressing gown

Obesity- city of Obe

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize

Proteins- in favor of teens

Pulse - a kind cereals

Pus- small cat

Secretion - hiding anything

Tablet- small table

Ultrasound - radical noise

Urine - opposite of you are out

Varicose vein - very close van

God bless him! :))

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